The simplicial rook graph SR(d,n) is the graph whose vertices are the lattice points in the nth dilate of the standard simplex in Rd, with two vertices adjacent if they differ in exactly two coordinates. We prove that the adjacency and Laplacian matrices of SR(3,n) have integral spectra for every n. We conjecture that SR(d,n) is integral for all d and n, and give a geometric construction of almost all eigenvectors in terms of characteristic vectors of lattice permutohedra. For n≤(d2), we give an explicit construction of smallest-weight eigenvectors in terms of rook placements on Ferrers diagrams. The number of these eigenvectors appears to satisfy a Mahonian distribution.